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Started by Forge, 06 December 2011, 13:49:03

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Forge

Ten thousand Swedes ran through the Weeds
Chased by One Norwegian
Ten thousand more run to the shore
In the battle of Copenhagen

Way, way back in history
Back when the world was new
Norwegians searched all over
To find some snoose to chew

They fished for Lutefish and Torsk
It helped to make them strong
And you and me, we know a Norsk
Cannot do nothing wrong

But Swedes and Danes were anxious
Of Viking trips and raids
The Viking shield and helmet horns
Made all those folks afraid

Throughout the world the Vikings sailed
To Ireland and France
They even found America
One afternoon by chance

My Grandpa says, and he should know,
The Swedes made up their minds
To beat the Norsky Vikings
And kick a few "behind"

But history, so my grandpa says,
Shows that the Norskies won
They clobbered all the Swedes and Danes
And made it lots of fun

The Thousand Swedes run through the Weeds
Chased by One Norwegian
The dust from the weeds made snoose for the Swedes
And they called it Copenhagen
Take it down to the beach with a hammer and pound sand up your ass

Forge

#31
Take it down to the beach with a hammer and pound sand up your ass

Puritan

Seems that Jesus got thousands of rivals in the US  ;D


reuters

Bitter words mean little to me. Autumn winds will blow right through me
And someday in the mist of time, when they asked me if I knew you
I'd smile and say you were a friend of mine, and the sadness would be lifted from my eyes
Oh when I'm old and wise

Puritan

Bitter words mean little to me. Autumn winds will blow right through me
And someday in the mist of time, when they asked me if I knew you
I'd smile and say you were a friend of mine, and the sadness would be lifted from my eyes
Oh when I'm old and wise

Puritan

#34
I wasn't sure where to post this...
It could as well has been in the "What are you listening to thread".


Lita Ford & Ozzy Osbourne in a duett, except from the fact that Ozzy is a Norwegian comedian  ;D


Lita & "Ozzy" - Close my eyes forever
Bitter words mean little to me. Autumn winds will blow right through me
And someday in the mist of time, when they asked me if I knew you
I'd smile and say you were a friend of mine, and the sadness would be lifted from my eyes
Oh when I'm old and wise

Forge


...and in your cake batter

I'm not sure I want to know how the cat became a drive by shooting victim in this incident.
Take it down to the beach with a hammer and pound sand up your ass

Forge


truly a wizard of great reckoning to create such a impressive dent. I'd call them if I needed something banged up.
Take it down to the beach with a hammer and pound sand up your ass

Forge

Take it down to the beach with a hammer and pound sand up your ass

Forge



great, but can you smoke it?
Take it down to the beach with a hammer and pound sand up your ass

Forge

Take it down to the beach with a hammer and pound sand up your ass

Forge

Take it down to the beach with a hammer and pound sand up your ass

Forge



Yeah. You try that and it'll be your own funeral you're arranging
Take it down to the beach with a hammer and pound sand up your ass

Forge



...well I feel lied to after all these years
Take it down to the beach with a hammer and pound sand up your ass

Forge

Take it down to the beach with a hammer and pound sand up your ass

Forge



Thank goodness. I didn't want to have to sit through an hour and a half of rehashed gimmicks.
Take it down to the beach with a hammer and pound sand up your ass