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#30
02 December 2013, 15:48:58
Ten thousand Swedes ran through the Weeds
Chased by One Norwegian
Ten thousand more run to the shore
In the battle of Copenhagen

Way, way back in history
Back when the world was new
Norwegians searched all over
To find some snoose to chew

They fished for Lutefish and Torsk
It helped to make them strong
And you and me, we know a Norsk
Cannot do nothing wrong

But Swedes and Danes were anxious
Of Viking trips and raids
The Viking shield and helmet horns
Made all those folks afraid

Throughout the world the Vikings sailed
To Ireland and France
They even found America
One afternoon by chance

My Grandpa says, and he should know,
The Swedes made up their minds
To beat the Norsky Vikings
And kick a few "behind"

But history, so my grandpa says,
Shows that the Norskies won
They clobbered all the Swedes and Danes
And made it lots of fun

The Thousand Swedes run through the Weeds
Chased by One Norwegian
The dust from the weeds made snoose for the Swedes
And they called it Copenhagen
Take it down to the beach with a hammer and pound sand up your ass

Forge

#31
18 December 2013, 14:51:08 Last Edit: 18 December 2013, 14:54:06 by Forge
Take it down to the beach with a hammer and pound sand up your ass

Puritan

#32
18 December 2013, 15:03:03
Seems that Jesus got thousands of rivals in the US  ;D


reuters

Feel the future slip through our fingers
Oh, we dream of a world where honor still meant
Something
With every word, the traitors poison the air
Watch them slowly drive their blade
Deeper into the soul of a cold world

Puritan

#33
17 August 2014, 13:49:01
Never underestimate the viking genes  ;D


Marines try to mess with Norwegian kids
Feel the future slip through our fingers
Oh, we dream of a world where honor still meant
Something
With every word, the traitors poison the air
Watch them slowly drive their blade
Deeper into the soul of a cold world

Puritan

#34
18 September 2014, 21:16:44 Last Edit: 18 September 2014, 21:50:55 by Puritan
I wasn't sure where to post this...
It could as well has been in the "What are you listening to thread".


Lita Ford & Ozzy Osbourne in a duett, except from the fact that Ozzy is a Norwegian comedian  ;D


Lita & "Ozzy" - Close my eyes forever
Feel the future slip through our fingers
Oh, we dream of a world where honor still meant
Something
With every word, the traitors poison the air
Watch them slowly drive their blade
Deeper into the soul of a cold world

Forge

#35
16 May 2015, 00:35:02

...and in your cake batter

I'm not sure I want to know how the cat became a drive by shooting victim in this incident.
Take it down to the beach with a hammer and pound sand up your ass

Forge

#36
17 May 2015, 16:36:55

truly a wizard of great reckoning to create such a impressive dent. I'd call them if I needed something banged up.
Take it down to the beach with a hammer and pound sand up your ass

Forge

#37
18 May 2015, 15:31:24
Take it down to the beach with a hammer and pound sand up your ass

Forge

#38
20 May 2015, 05:38:51


great, but can you smoke it?
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Forge

#39
22 May 2015, 04:25:38
Take it down to the beach with a hammer and pound sand up your ass

Forge

#40
23 May 2015, 02:17:50
Take it down to the beach with a hammer and pound sand up your ass

Forge

#41
24 May 2015, 05:05:26


Yeah. You try that and it'll be your own funeral you're arranging
Take it down to the beach with a hammer and pound sand up your ass

Forge

#42
25 May 2015, 06:51:48


...well I feel lied to after all these years
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Forge

#43
26 May 2015, 06:47:00


...mmm, chocolate
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Forge

#44
28 May 2015, 18:14:54


Thank goodness. I didn't want to have to sit through an hour and a half of rehashed gimmicks.
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